One night an old lady dreams that God talked to her and promised her she'll live another 35 years because she's been such a great Christian.
Next morning the old lady wakes up and goes straight to the aesthetic clinic, asking for the works - in a few days she's looking like a beautiful 20 years old.
She steps out of the clinic... and a bus runs her over.
At the Pearly Gates she asked:
- God, you promised me another 35 years! What happened?!
- Sorry, I didn't recognized you anymore!
LOL - too funny!!
ReplyDelete